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Cary McNeal - 1,001 Facts that Will Scare the S_t Out of You
(in epub and mobi)
Fact: Chocolate contains the alkaloid theobromine, which in high doses can be toxic to humans, and in even small amounts can kill dogs, parrots, horses, and cats.
This means that despite its name, the Kit-Kat candy bar is not a recommended snack for your kitty-cat. I wonder how many cats have died because of this confusion.
Fact: The most germ-laden place on your toilet isn't the seat or even the bowl--it's the handle.
The solution: Don't flush. Let the next guy worry about it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are just the facts that will frighten the bejeezus out of you. And thanks to this little gem of a bathroom book, you'll never look at the world the same way again, without, er, dry heaving a little bit.
From the sneaky fish that can swim up our genitals to the E. coli bacteria lurking in the very water we drink, disturbing phenomena are everywhere we turn. Educational, entertaining, and undeniably horrifying, this book isn't guaranteed to help you, um, go to the bathroom, but it's certain to make your time there more...informed.
Jillian Madison - Damn You, Autocorrect!
(mobi)
鈥淒amn You, Autocorrect!鈥?br />
If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there鈥檚 a good chance you鈥檝e screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect! Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone.
Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious鈥攁nd mortifying鈥攎istakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you鈥檒l find a husband who tells his wife that he just 鈥渓aid鈥?(paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to 鈥渄ivorce鈥?(Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here.
Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.
Julie Haas Brophy - Sh_t My Kids Ruined - An A-Z Celebration of Kid-Destruction
(epub)
Kids: they are the light of your life鈥攁nd the enemy of all things fragile, intact, and clean. But why cry over spilt milk . . . or paint . . . or the entire contents of a full-size swimming pool? A testament to the messiness of childhood (and parenting), and a memorial to the household items that perished along the way, here are never-before-seen photos and outrageous stories of VCRs jammed with toys, toilets clogged with clothes, and furniture accented with permanent marker. Torn-up computer keyboards and torn-out hair, botched family photos and mustard-covered treadmills鈥攏othing is off limits to your darling, destructive offspring. So raise a broken glass and embrace the madness, because laughter is the only surefire way to keep your sh*t together.
Laurie Notaro - It Looked Different on the Model
(epub and mobi)
Everyone鈥檚 favorite Idiot Girl, Laurie Notaro, is just trying to find the right fit, whether it鈥檚 in the adorable blouse that looks charming on the mannequin but leaves her in a literal bind or in her neighborhood after she鈥檚 shamefully exposed at a holiday party by delivering a low-quality rendition of 鈥淛ingle Bells.鈥?Notaro makes misstep after riotous misstep as she shares tales of marriage and family, including stories about the dog-bark translator that deciphers Notaro鈥檚 and her husband鈥檚 own 鈥渨oofs鈥?a little too accurately, the emails from her mother with 鈥淔WD鈥?in the subject line (鈥渨hich in email code means Forecasting World Destruction鈥?, and the dead-of-night shopping sprees and Devil Dog鈥揹evouring monkeyshines of a creature known as 鈥淎mbien Laurie.鈥?At every turn, Notaro鈥檚 pluck and irresistible candor set the New York Times bestselling author on a journey that鈥檚 laugh-out-loud funny and utterly unforgettable.
Maxime Valette, Guillaume Passaglia & Didier Guedj - F My Life
(epub and mobi)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don鈥檛 have a text messaging plan. I paid 25 cents to get fired.
Your girlfriend dumped you, your car broke down, your boss passed you up for the big promotion. Life鈥檚 not fair, but there is one sure-fire way to ease your pain鈥搇aughing at someone else who had an even worse day than you did.
Enter the devastatingly funny world of F My Life, where calamity is comedy. Covering every disastrous pratfall in love, work, family-life, and more, F My Life proffers other people鈥檚 ruinous, real-life happenings to brighten your gloomiest day: someone getting dumped through a greeting card, ignored at their birthday party, or insulted by their own grandmother. Spanning everything from ironic twists of fate to down-right shameful moments, F My Life鈥檚 squirm-inducing stories are schadenfreude at its finest. So today, take solace in knowing that at least you鈥檙e not that guy. There now, don鈥檛 you feel better?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain.
Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 Playboy. She asked if I found it in the basement. I said yes. Then I realized she was the centerfold.
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said 鈥淭hat reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream.鈥?/p>
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